Poetry Archive

Poetry Archive: You can enjoy listening here, free of charge, to the voices of contemporary English-language poets and of poets from the past. The Archive is growing all the time.

Military historian: Costly withdrawal is the price to be paid for a foolish war

The Forward Newspaper Online: By Martin van Creveld. “For misleading the American people, and launching the most foolish war since Emperor Augustus in 9 B.C sent his legions into Germany and lost them, Bush deserves to be impeached and, once he has been removed from office, put on trial along with the rest of the president’s men. If convicted, they’ll have plenty of time to mull over their sins.”

Olduvai George

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Olduvai George: “Self-portraiture may be a pretentious beginning (I’m the one on the left), but then I’ve chosen this garish color scheme and put myself in the header. Hopefully, it won’t blind too many of you. I should mention that I don’t condone underage drinking, but Australopithecines probably matured faster than we do today and there was no danger of him driving.

Scientists, be on guard… ET might be a malicious hacker

little_green_men.jpgGuardian Unlimited Technology: According to a scientific report, planet Earth’s computers are wide open to a virus attack from Little Green Men. The concern is raised in the next issue of the journal Acta Astronautica by Richard Carrigan, a particle physicist at the US Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois. He believes scientists searching the heavens for signals from extra-terrestrial civilisations are putting Earth’s security at risk, by distributing the jumble of signals they receive to computers all over the world. The search for extra-terrestrial intelligence (Seti) project, based at the University of California in Berkeley, uses land-based telescopes to scour the universe for electromagnetic waves.

Salvia divinorum user’s guide

Sage Wisdom: Never let Salvia be used where firearms, knives, or other dangerous objects are present.

salvia.jpgTo make a quid from dried leaves, weigh out 2-8 grams of dried leaves. Place the leaves in a small bowl of cool water. Once the leaves are wet and have been soaking for about 10 minutes, remove the leaves from the water, squeeze the excess water out of them, and ball them up into a quid.

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The Zen of Skunk Cabbage

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Science Now: Skunk cabbage (Symplocarpus foetidus) is widespread in the woods of northeastern North America and Asia. Skunk cabbage shares more than a healthy stink with its warm-blooded namesake: like skunks, people, and other animals, the plant produces body heat. Now, a clever mathematical analysis has shown that this rancid relative of the lily may have a beautifully simple thermostat.

On the effectiveness of aluminium foil helmets

tinfoil beanieMedia Laboratory, MIT A study using a network analyzer reveals that rather than protecting the brain from invasive radio signals used for mind control, tinfoil beanies actually amplify the signals. “Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government’s invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.”

Kill Bill’s Browser

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killbillsbrowser: Thirteen reasons to switch to Firefox:

  1. You’ll only see porn when you want to.
  2. Your kids will only see porn when they want to.
  3. Your computer won’t spend its free time telling the world about Viagra soft tabs…

The Wooden Library

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SLU Libraries: “The wooden library, or xylothek (from the Greek words for tree, xylon, and storing place, theke) consists of 217 volumes describing 213 different species or varieties of trees and shrubs.”

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